Rollaword, as you know by now, is a website. You, a visitor, have expressed enough interest in this website to want to know more about it. Unfortunately, there isn’t much else to know.
But here’s a bit about the person who writes most of this stuff:
He enjoys: chasing after butterflies (preferably at dawn), taking long walks by the ocean at sunset and embarrassing the couples there by pointing at them and laughing uproariously, eating food at reasonable intervals, and taking irregular baths.
He hopes to make a living by selling his groundbreaking ideas that he comes up with with startling regularity. One of these is an idea for a large toilet complex, that is best explained in his one words, by using quotation marks:
“It’ll be a very special collection of urinals: see, there’d be like a glass divider with urinals on either side of the divider so that the urinators will be facing the divider. But the unique thing will be that the top half of the divider will be mirror — so the urinator can see himself there. But the bottom half will be sheer, see-through glass, so the urinator, when he looks down expecting to see his urinating apparatus, will instead be highly disconcerted to see something that doesn’t belong to him at all! So it will be a fun place where people will come for giggles and leave with a new best friend.”
He is also passionate about the environment, and has successfully meshed his penchant for unique ideas with his burning passion for nature by concocting the environment-saving idea of simply having a diet as completely devoid of fibre as possible and therefore hardly ever having to use the toilet, thereby saving loads on water, soap, paper, and in some embarrassing cases, room freshener and electricity for the exhaust fan.
Both these ideas, among many others, are for sale, and the money gained from them will be used to buy carbon credits from Al Gore so that he can take his message of non-defecation around the world by means of a private jet.
So you see, he’s just a regular guy. You should contact him if you wish by using this e-mail form:
