Tom And Tongue
This is the story of my friend Tom.
Tom was a young man, and recently married to someone who I can only deduce was his wife. He was also very welcome at his friends’ houses, because he usually brought with him a tasty dish of beef tongue made by his mother.
So it was that one day he came to my house, and happily, it was with beef tongue. “Oh beef tongue, how nice it is to see you!” I shouted when I saw him.
